clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

santinozafiro:

 CL’S INSTAGRAM UPDATE: “GZB” (MAY 26, 2013).

2ne1updateslive:

April, 8

[Instagram] Bom: “Good Night.”

“Good Night.”

(Source: jackiela)

taerection:

It got better

Now look at them being completely lost without Miryo

(Source: hyojineee)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 

keytude:

People who feel the need to add “You forgot 4 chinese members” to every kpop post ever